My New Email Signature
Sent from my iPhone 4. Yeah, that’s right, I’m rockin the latest and greatest. It’s definitely better than the 3GS, which was faster than the 3G, which had more stuff than the first iPhone I guess. It’s way way better than the first one that’s for sure. Although it is a tad fragile. I actually cracked the glass on mine three days after it came out. THREE DAYS! Anyway, I brought it in, and Apple felt bad so they gave me a new one on the spot, no questions asked. Well actually they did ask me what happened to it, exactly. I had this whole elaborate story ready, but instead I just blurted out “I dropped it” which of course is the truth. It’s better to be honest, especially with big big corporations that could totally take you in a fight. Anyway if this email seemed short or terse or even borderline illiterate that’s why, because I’m on my new iPhone. But hey, if you have one too you could always try calling and we could have a FaceTime chat, because I’ve only gotten to try that once so far. But it was really neat.
